Day 29: Webbwood to Petawawa — 250 Miles, 5 Hours
“The Great White North”
Sleepyhead Tad didn’t wake up until 7 this morning instead of his customary 6 a.m. announcement that a new day had officially begun.
I pulled on my raincoat over my shorts, slipped into my rubber-topped shoes, put Taddy’s raincoat on him, and we headed out for his morning rituals around the gravel parking area at our Harvest Hosts stop at Clayton Farms.
It was wet and muddy, and a light drizzle was falling.
After Tad took care of business, we happily retreated into the warm sanctuary of the motorhome. I dried off his face, took off my shoes—and my now-wet socks, having discovered that both shoes had small leaks in their soles—and crawled back into bed beside Janice.
The next thing we knew, we woke up and looked at the clock.
9:30!
It was still so dark and dreary outside that we were shocked. Between the gloomy weather, crossing into the Eastern Time Zone, and four consecutive days of five-plus-hour drives, our sleeping patterns had become completely scrambled.
I received a text from one of our hosts asking if we were still planning to stop by their little gift store. She needed to run some errands.
I replied that we would be there in 30 minutes.
“Ok,” she responded.
I read between the lines of that one-word reply:
Get your lazy carcasses out of bed, you hosers. We’re running a farm here!
Janice and I tumbled out of the motorhome and trudged down the muddy road to the little one-room store the Claytons had built. They bought the 130-acre property six years ago and have made impressive progress creating their off-the-grid homestead.
We bought some eggs, licorice soap and a jar of green beans, thanked her for hosting us, and sloshed our way back through the mud to the motorhome.
We quickly packed up, put on dry socks, and headed east.
Our ultimate destination for the day was another Harvest Hosts location, Dog House Brewing Company in Petawawa, Ontario, about four and a half hours away.
But there was something along the way that we simply couldn’t resist.
A Canadian Costco, eh!
We needed gas anyway, so we made a slight detour into Sudbury to fill the motorhome and investigate what mysterious treasures might be lurking inside a Costco north of the border.
It continued raining off and on as we drove. The scenery was breathtaking. The fall colors were shifting from the yellows we had seen the previous day toward brilliant oranges and reds.
At times it felt as though we were driving through a watercolor painting—brilliant autumn foliage accented by magnificent walls and outcroppings of broken rock, with lakes tucked among thousands upon thousands of trees and shrubs.
We arrived at Costco sometime after 1 p.m., filled up with gas, and parked a considerable distance from the entrance.
Then we marched excitedly toward the store to see what Canadian Costco had waiting for us.
The place was packed!
For some reason, people seemed more focused and less engaging than we had experienced earlier in Canada. We had noticed the same thing along the way that day, folks seemed a little more matter-of-fact and less inclined to return a smile than we had experienced on previous Canadian trips.
Maybe it was the weather.
Maybe everyone just had serious Costco business to attend to.
Almost immediately after entering the store, I spotted the shoe section.
Boots!
Not just any boots, but a wonderful pair of knee-high waterproof boots like I had been looking for for a couple of years.
Into the cart they went.
We added some little cinnamon pastries, Bubly sparkling water, bananas, spinach-and-feta wraps and, naturally, some chocolate cookies to our traveling provisions.
Then we joined the LONG checkout line.
Remarkably, Costco had employees prescanning carts as we waited, and the line moved much faster than expected.
We rolled our cart back across the parking lot toward the motorhome. I graciously offered Janice a ride on the cart.
She declined.
Sadly, she did not extend the same offer to me. ;)
After unloading everything, I dutifully began pushing the cart toward the cart corral approximately 4,572 centimeters—or 50 yards—away.
I noticed that several less-dedicated shoppers had abandoned their carts along the way.
As I approached the corral, a middle-aged man wearing a Costco vest hurried over to greet me.
He looked at me and proclaimed:
“You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.”
Well!
I walked proudly back to the motorhome and immediately informed Janice that my qualities had finally been officially recognized.
I was now a gentleman and a scholar.
I put on another pair of dry socks, pulled on my brand-new knee-high sexy boots, climbed behind the wheel and assumed my position at the helm of the Chariot of the Dogs.
Somehow our “slight detour” to Costco added considerably more time to our journey, and we still had nearly four hours to go before reaching Petawawa.
We listened to local radio along the way and talked about everything going on politically back home as the magnificent Canadian landscape continued rolling past our windows.
We finally arrived at Dog House Brewing Company around 5 p.m. and checked in with Brady, the son in the father-and-son team behind the brewery.
Then came excellent news.
Tad could come inside!
Janice took him for a walk while we ordered dinner from a Jamaican food truck next to the brewery. I ordered Janice a pint of hazy IPA and ordered myself a flight so I could properly conduct important cross-border beer research.
The beer was excellent.
While I was ordering, Brady told me the story of Dog House Brewing. His father is retired from the military, and Brady is currently serving on active duty while also helping part-time at the brewery.
They started brewing in his dad’s basement about ten years ago, opened their brewery six years ago, and moved into their current location almost two years ago.
Their business is doing quite well.
Janice and Tad eventually headed back to the motorhome to get things set up and prepare for a KQUA Community Radio meeting we had scheduled for 8 p.m.
I stayed behind.
For research purposes, naturally.
I ordered another pint and browsed the merchandise.
After all, I like good beer. I like supporting dog-friendly—and people-friendly—businesses.
And I have, on occasion, found myself in the dog house.
So really, purchasing a few souvenirs seemed almost obligatory.
I was particularly proud of the black-and-red checkered Dog House Brewing flannel shirt I bought.
Eventually I returned to the motorhome, put on my new flannel shirt and my sexy new knee-high boots, and proudly modeled my ensemble for Janice and Tad.
At last, the transformation was complete.
I had become a true Canadian hoser.
Eh!
Janice was quite impressed.
At 8 p.m., we checked in with our KQUA radio peeps back in Oregon—some 2,600 miles and three time zones behind us.
When the meeting was over, we tumbled into bed.
Tomorrow would bring another border crossing and another chapter in our Grand Adventure. We were especially excited because waiting on the other side were our friends Jonathan and Susie.
Our journey through the Great White North was coming to an end.
So there was really only one appropriate way to say goodnight to Canada:
Coo roo coo coo, coo coo coo coo!
Take off, eh!
—Bob and Doug McKenzie, honorary patron saints of our brief transformation into Canadian hosers.